We offer a diverse range of classes for learners dead and not-yet-dead
The University of the Phoenix is a nomadic institution that develops site- and context-specific workshops around the themes of our six Departments (below).
When the University receives an invitation to visit, or shows up unannounced, the Administration, in consultation with their hosts and local celebrity faculty, develop a curriculum for the dead, which is usually also open to not-yet-dead auditors.
The University's staff offer workshops in a range of formats, ranging from 15-minute interventions to half-day workshops to weekend-long retreats to term-length seminars.
We teach the dead and the living how to protect the unknown. Covering themes of private property, surveillance, financial securitization, radical patience and embodied vengeance, we offer our graduates practicum placements and deadly skills.